I am Elwing the White, wife to Eärendil, mother of Elrond and Elros, and princess of Doriath. After throwing myself into the sea to save the Silmaril from the sons of Feanor, I sailed with my husband to Valinor (after a brief stint as a bird). I dwell now in Aman, in a great tower on the shores of Eldamar.
Of course- I am extremely happy with him. Perhaps I could introduce the two of you sometime if you wish to make sure that he is good for me?
COnfiscate his glitter? Whatever has he done this time?
*laughs* I have told you before and I shall probably say it again, Jonathan, but it was not a mercy marriage. I love my husband, for all that he glitters everywhere.